Tennis: a racquet sport in which two players compete to see who has the shortest temper, the worst memory, the poorest eyesight, and the slowest watch. ―Anonymous. Tennis begins with love. ―Anonymous. These quotes show the passion and dedication that tennis players have towards their sport, along with a sense of humor when handling intense pressure.
"If I didn't play tennis I probably would have to see a psychiatrist." (Arthur Ashe) "Tennis is a fine balance between determination and tiredness." (Virginia Wade) "The serve was invented so that the net could play." (Bill Cosby) "I started when I was 4, but I didn't play seriously until I was 8." (Kathy Rinaldi) "I don't go out there to love my enemy.
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Tennis Slogans. I play Tennis, What’s your superpower. You need balls to play Tennis. Education is important, Tennis is importanter. Baby got back hand. I can’t, I have Tennis. I play Tennis, Love means nothing to me. Yes I’m that player you rather not play against. Happiness is Shaped.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. - Mitch Hedberg. The fifth set is not about tennis, it's about nerves. - Boris Becker
8. Where did the tennis players go on their date? The tennis ball. 9. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? To them, “Love” means nothing. 10. Where do ghosts play tennis? On a tennis corpse! 11.What did the tennis player say before playing with vanilla ice cream? “I’d like a soft serve, please!” 12. What do you serve but not eat?
Comedian Mitch Hedberg finding faults with playing recreational tennis: "The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." Nicolas Massu
Best Tennis Slogans. Order on the Court. Serve it, Smash it, Win it, Love it. Respect All, Fear None. If it’s gotta be, it starts with me. Champions train; Losers complain. Refuse to Lose! We’re not waiters (or waitresses), but boy can we serve! All it takes is all you’ve got!
For those that have a love for tennis, the following listing of tennis slogans that have been used by others can help to inspire sharing your own support for the game. A bad day of tennis is still better than a good day of work. A team above all. Above all a team. Ace, Ace, Baby.